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Sandwiches + Salads
Make any sandwich Gluten Free or any vegetarian sandwich or salad Vegan
Bagel Sandwiches
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Best Bialy
Hot Smoked Pastrami Salmon, Dill + Caper Schmear + Pickled Onions on A Bialy
$15.00
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Big Abba
Bacon, Dill-Y Cukes, Jalapeno Schmear + Black Pepper on A Sesame Bagel
$12.00
+ scrambled egg $4.00
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The Yenta
Whitefish Salad, Scallion Schmear + Pickled Peppers on An Everything Bagel
$15.00
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Feelin’ Jovanni
Smoked Trout, Tomato, Plain Schmear + Hot Honey Mayo on An Everything Bagel
$15.00
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Hammond Cheese
House Cured + Smoked Ham, Melted Swiss Cheese, Arugula + Gertie Aioli on a Griddled Plain Bagel
$14.00
+ egg $4.00
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Ryan's Hangover Hero
One Large Latke + Fried Egg, Smoked Trout Roe, Pickled Beets + Plain Schmear On A Plain Bagel
$20.00
Deli Sandwiches
MAKE ANY SANDWICH DELUXE | WITH FRIES + SLAW FOR + $3-
Egg + Cheese 🥚🧀
Local Eggs and Cheddar, Pickled Peps + Hot Sauce on An English Muffin
$10.00
+ charred tomato $2.00
+ bacon $4.00
+ house smoked ham $4.00
+ brisket $5.00
+ house sausage $4.00
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Chicken Salad Sandwich🐔
Chicken Salad, Lettuce, Pickled Celery, Potato Chips + Mustard on Challah Toast
$13.00
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Whitefish Melt
Smoked Whitefish Salad, Cheddar, Pickle Chips + Lettuce, Open-Faced on An English Muffin
$15.00
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Chicken Schnitzel 🍗
Fried Chicken Cutlet, Dill-Y Cukes, Pickled Cabbage + Mustard Mayo on A Challah Roll
$16.00
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Summer Sabich
Fried Eggplant + Hard Boiled Egg + Potatoes, Pickled Cabbage + Onions on Challah
$14.00
+ tomato $1.00
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Turkey Pastrami Club 🥪
Smoked Turkey, Bacon, Jalapeño Schmear, Lettuce + Pickled Peps on Sourdough Rye
$16.00
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Corned Beef Reuben 🍔
Slow-Cooked Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese, Russian Dressing on Caraway Rye
$16.00
Salads
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The Big Salad 🥗
Baby Romaine, Cucumbers, Radishes, Heirloom Cherry Tomatoes + Hard Boiled Eggs w/ Tahini Ranch
$14.00
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Greek-Ish Salad 🥗
Arugula, Feta, Dill-Y Cukes, Olives, Griddled Broccoli w/ Charred Lemon Vinaigrette
$14.00
+ cherry tomatoes $2.00
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Grain Bowl
Farro, Griddled Eggplant, Golden Raisins, Pickled Cauliflower + Pumpkin Seeds w/ Lemon Tahini Dressing
$15.00
+ fried egg $4.00
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Add Ons
Chicken Schnitzel, Kippered Pastrami Salmon or Whitefish Salad $8.00
Turkey Pastrami or Chicken Salad $6.00
Heritage Bacon of House Smoked Ham $4.00
Plates, Bowls + Sides
Relish Tray
All the Gertie Pickles, Griddled Street Corn, Romaine Hearts, Potato Chips with Lemon Tahini + Ranch Dips $18Plates & Bowls
Sweet-
Gertie Breakfast 🍳
Lox, Eggs + Onion Scramble, Cream Cheese, Fresh Horseradish + a Toasted Bagel or Bialy
$18.00
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Challah French Toast
Two Thick Slices of Challah + Summer Berries + Brown Butter Bourbon Syrup
$16.00
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Smoked Fish Plate 🐟
Choice of Two Smoked Fishes + Schmear + Lettuce, Pickles + Capers + a Toasted Bagel or Bialy
$22.00
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Corned Beef Hash
German Potato Salad griddled with Corned Beef Brisket + 2 Fried Eggs, Pickled Peps + Toast
$18.00
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Matzo Ball 🍲
Roasted Bone Broth, Shredded Chicken + Veggies. Served with A Pickle and Challah
$15.00
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Blintz-Cake
A Thin Pancake Rolled Like A Blintz W/ Lemon Ricotta Filling + Summer Berries + Syrup (Weekend Only)
$15.00
Sides
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Latke Box
4 Potato Latkes + Sour Cream + Apple Butter
$8.00
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German Potato Fries 🍟
Smashed Fingerlings + Gertie Aioli
$6.00
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Fried Pickles 🥒
Dill Spears, Cauli + Beets + Hot Honey Mayo
$10.00
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Gertie Pickle Plate
All the House Pickles on A Plate
$6.00
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Heirloom Tomato Salad
Arugula, Pesto, Pickled Red Onion
$8.00
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Griddled Corn
Hot Honey Mayo + Aged Pecorino
$8.00
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Heritage Bacon
Applewood smoked
$6.00
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House Smoked Ham
Cured, Hickory Smoked + Griddled
$6.00
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Two Eggs
fried, Scrambled, Over Easy or Hard Boiled
$7.00
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The Little Salad
Arugula, Radish, Onion + Charred Lemon Vin
$6.00
Bakery 
Everyday Pastries
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Schnecken (Sticky Bun)
$6.00
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Chocolate Marzipan Babka
$6.00
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Orange Poppy Almond Cake (GF)
$6.00
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Honey Corn Muffin (Griddled W/ Butter + Jam)
$5.00
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Black + White Cookie
$5.00
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Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie
$4.00
Pastry Jackpot
4 for $20Day Drinking 
Boozy Sodas
[On Draft] $13.00-
Mezcal + Ginger
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Gin + Cel-Ray
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‘Aperol’ Spritz
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Bourbon + Black Cherry
House Cocktails 🍸
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Dirty Gertie
Like a dirty martini w/ dill pickle brine + aquavit
$14.00
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Selma's Sunrise
Whisky, amaretto, orange juice, lemon
$14.00
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Edie's Espresso Martini
Vodka, Espresso, Rum, Vanilla
$14.00
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Granny's Negroni
Tequila, blanc vermouth, gentian, bubbly
$14.00
Classics
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Borscht Bloody Mary
$13.00
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Mimosa (Orange or Grapefruit)
$13.00
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Spiked Arnold Palmer
$13.00
Natural Wines 🍷
By the Glass-
Pet Nat • Swick 'City Pop'
Pinot Noir/Gris + Gewürzt, Newburg, Oregon
$15.00
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White on Tap • Matthiasson ‘Tendu’
Cortese • Napa, California
$12.00
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Orange • Forlorn Hope 'Queen of the Sierras'
Field Blend • Napa, California
$15.00
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Rosé on Tap • Patience ‘From the Tank’
Grenache + Cinsault • Pays D’oc, France
$13.00
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Red on Tap • Sebastian David ‘Hurluburlu’
Aglianico + Montepulciano • Napa, California
$14.00
Beer 🍺
On Tap-
EBBS 'Kolsch'
Brooklyn, NY
$8.00
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Sloop ‘Rikawa Bomb’ IPA
Fishkill, NY
$8.00
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Shacksbury Cider (Can)
Burlington, VT
$8.00
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AMASS Hard Seltzer (can)
Los Angeles, CA
$8.00
Non-Alcoholic Drinks ☕
Any espresso drink available on request-
Cream Soda Cappuccino
$6.00
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Parlor Coffee
Hot (With a Free Refill)
$4.00
Cold Brew $5.00
Espresso Drinks (Iced or Hot) $3.00 - $5.00
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Matcha or Chai Latte
Iced or hot
$5.00
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Orange or Grapefruit Juice
$5.00
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Fresh Lemonade or Arnold Palmer
$4.00
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Hot Teas
Black, Green, Herbal
$4.00
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Iced Tea
$4.00
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Hot Chocolate or Egg Cream
$5.00
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Gertie Sodas
Black Cherry, Cel-Ray, Cream or Ginger
$5.00
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Turmeric Fizz
Ginger, Pepper, Lime
$6.00
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Liquid Death Sparkling H20
$3.00
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Curious Elixir
Booze-Free Cocktail
$9.00