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Schnecken (Sticky Bun)

$6.00
Chocolate Marzipan Babka

$6.00
Orange Poppy Almond Cake

$6.00

gluten free
Honey Corn Muffin

(Griddled W/ Butter + Jam)

$5.00
White Chocolate Chip Brownie

$5.00

gluten free
Rye Chocolate Chip Cookie

$4.00
Jammy Sugar Cookie

$4.00

Best Bialy 🥯

Hot Smoked Pastrami Salmon, Dill + Caper Schmear + Pickled Onions on A Bialy

$14.00
Unorthodox BLT

Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato + Jalapeño Schmear on A Plain Bagel

$11.00

Add Smoked Trout $6.00
Yo, Gert!

Homemade Labne, Tahini, and Fresh Figs on A Sesame Bagel

$9.00
The Yenta

Whitefish Salad, Scallion Schmear + Pickled Peppers on An Everything Bagel

$15.00

Feelin’ Jovanni

Smoked Trout, Tomato, Plain Schmear + Hot Honey Mayo on An Everything Bagel

$15.00
Big Abba

Bacon, Dill-Y Cukes, Jalapeno Schmear + Black Pepper on A Sesame Bagel

$12.00
Gift of The Gab

Egg Salad, Arugula, Capers + Pickled Celery on A Bialy

$10.00
Picky Ricky

Melted Cheddar + Swiss on A Plain Bagel with Hot Sauce and Green Mayo on The Side

$8.00

Egg + Cheese 🥚🧀

Local Eggs and Cheddar, Pickled Peps + Hot Sauce on An English Muffin

$10.00

Add shrooms $3.00

bacon $4.00

brisket $5.00
Chicken Salad Sandwich🐔

Chicken Salad, Pickled Celery, Potato Chips + Mustard on Challah Toast

$13.00
Whitefish Melt

Smoked Whitefish Salad, Cheddar, Pickles + Lettuce, Open-Faced on An English Muffin

$14.00
Chicken Schnitzel 🍗

Fried Chicken Cutlet, Dill-Y Cukes, Pickled Cabbage + Mustard Mayo on A Challah Roll

$15.00
Turkey Pastrami Club 🥪

Smoked Turkey, Bacon, Jalapeño Cream Chz, Lettuce + Pickled Peps on Sourdough Rye

$14.00
Corned Beef Reuben 🍔

Slow-Cooked Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese, Russian Dressing on Caraway Rye

$16.00
Mushroom Melt

roasted Market Mushrooms + Onions, Melted Cheddar + Pickled Peps on A Challah Roll

$14.00

Make Any Sandwich Deluxe with Fries and Aioli

$3.00
Heritage Bacon

$3.00
Gertie Sauces

(Hot Honey Mayo, Green Mayo, Tahini Ranch)

$1.00
Gertie Pickles

(Onions, Peppers, Cukes, Beets or Cauliflower)

$1.00
Make Almost Any Sandwich Gluten Free

$2.50
Eggs

(Fried, Scrambled, Hard Boiled)

$3.00
Tomato or Extra Cheese

$1.00
Lettuce, Onion or Capers

$0.50
Make Any Vegetarian Sandwich or Salad Vegan

$1.00

The Big Salad 🥗

Baby Romaine, Cukes, Radishes, Delicata Squash + Hard Boiled Eggs W/ Tahini Ranch

$13.00
Greek-Ish Salad 🥗

Arugula, Feta, Dill-Y Cukes, Olives, Roasted Brussels Sprouts W/ Charred Lemon Vinaigrette

$14.00
Grain Bowl

Farro, Roasted Shrooms, Golden Raisins, Pickled Cauli + Pumpkin Seeds W/ Lemon Tahini

$15.00

+ Fried Egg $2.00
Add Ons

Chicken Schnitzel, Smoked Pastrami Salmon or Whitefish Salad + $7.00

Turkey Pastrami or Chicken Salad $5.00

Customize Yours

Fried Pickled Beets $5.00

Egg Salad $3.00

Chicken Salad $5.00

Smoked Fish $7.00

Extra Dips (Hot Honey Mayo, German Aioli, Green Mayo), Each $1.00

Dirty Gertie Shots, Each $7.00

Gertie Breakfast 🍳

Lox, Eggs + Onion Scramble, Creme Fraîche, Fresh Horseradish + a Toasted Bagel or Bialy

$16.00
Smoked Fish Plate 🐟

Choice of Two Smoked Fishes + Schmear + Lettuce, Pickles + Capers + a Toasted Bagel or Bialy

$20.00
Matzo Ball 🍲

Roasted Bone Broth, Shredded Chicken + Veggies. Served with A Pickle and Challah

$15.00

German Potato Fries 🍟

Fingerlings + Mustard Dill Aioli

$6.00
Noodle Kugel

Creamy, Cheesy, and Crispy on Top

$7.00
Warm Potato + Leek Knish

$7.00

Make It a ‘disco’ Knish $6.00
Fried Pickles 🥒

Dill Spears with Hot Honey Mayo

$8.00
Gertie Pickle Plate

All the House Pickles on A Plate

$5.00
Lil’ Salad

Arugula, Radish, Onion + Charred Lemon Vin

$6.00
Griddle Squash

Delicata Rings + Hot Honey Mayo

$6.00
Fried Red Beets

PIckled, Breaded + Served W/ Sour Cream

$7.00
Everything Spice Mushrooms

Served w/ labne

$8.00
Heritage Bacon

Applewood smoked

$6.00
Two Eggs

fried, Scrambled, Over Easy or Hard Boiled

$5.00
Gertie Bagel + Schmear

Hand Rolled + Kettle Boiled Here!

$6.00

Choose a Bagel: Plain, Everything, Sesame, Spiced Raisin or Onion + Poppy Bialy

Choose a Schmear: Cream Cheese: Dill + Caper / Jalapeno / Plain / Scallion / Vegan / Butter / Tahini or House Jam

Mezcal + Ginger
Gin + Cel-Ray
‘Aperol’ Spritz
Bourbon + Black Cherry

Dirty Gertie

Like a dirty martini w/ dill pickle brine + aquavit

$14.00
Selma's Sunrise

Whisky, amaretto, orange juice, lemon

$14.00
Ruthie’s Russian

Vodka, cold brew, dark rum, milk or oat milk

$14.00
Granny's Negroni

Tequila, blanc vermouth, gentian, bubbly

$14.00

Sparkling • Dirler Cade

Pinot Blanc, Alsace, France

$12.00
White on Tap • Matthiasson ‘Tendu’

Cortese, Napa, California

$12.00
Orange • Forlorn Hope ‘Queen of The Sierras’

Field Blend, Napa, California

$14.00
Rosé on Tap • Patience ‘From the Tank’

Grenache + Cinsault, Pays D’oc, France

$13.00
Red on Tap • Matthiasson ‘Tendu’

Aglianico + Montepulciano, Napa, California

$14.00

Dutchess ‘walser’ Lager

Wassaic, NY

$8.00
Sloop ‘Juice Bomb’ IPA

Fishkill, NY

$8.00
Peekskill 'Simple Sour'

Peekskill, NY

$8.00
Shacksbury Can of Cider

Burlington, VT

$8.00
Bucket of Four Assorted Cans

$25.00

Cream Soda Cappuccino

$7.00
Parlor Coffee

Hot (With a Free Refill)

$4.00

Cold Brew $5.00

Espresso Drinks (Iced or Hot) $3.00 - $5.00
Matcha or Chai Latte

Iced or hot

$5.00
Orange or Grapefruit Juice

$5.00
Fresh Lemonade or Arnold Palmer

$4.00
Hot Teas

Black, Green, Herbal

$4.00
Iced Tea

$4.00
Hot Chocolate or Egg Cream

$5.00
Gertie Sodas

Cel-Ray, Black Cherry, Ginger or Persimmon

$5.00
Turmeric Fizz

Ginger, Pepper, Lime

$5.00
Pilot Kombucha

$6.00
Liquid Death H2O

Still or Sparkling

$3.00

Dirty Gertie

Like a Dirty Martini with Dill Pickle Brine + Aquavit

$14.00
Selma's Sunrise

Whiskey, Amaretto, Orange Juice, Lemon

$14.00
Ruthie's Russian

Vodka, Cold Brew, Dark Rum, Milk or Oat Milk

$14.00
Granny's Negroni

Tequila, Blanc Vermouth, Gentian, Bubbles

$14.00

Sparkling - Dirler Cade

Pinot Blanc, Alsace, France

$12.00
White on Tap - Matthiasson 'Tendu'

Cortese, Napa, California

$12.00
Orange - Forlorn Hope 'Queen of The Sierras'

Field Blend, Napa, California

$14.00
Rose on Tap - Patience 'From The Tank'

Grenache + Cinsault, Pays D'oc, France

$13.00
Red on Tap - Matthiasson 'Tendu'

Aglianico + Montepulciano, Napa, California

$14.00

Dutchess 'Walser' Lager

Wassaic, NY

$8.00
Greenport 'Otherside' Ipa

Long Island, NY

$8.00
Peekskill 'Simple Sour'

Peekskill NY

$8.00
Bucket of Four Assorted Cans

$25.00

Gin + Cel-Ray
Bourbon
Black Cherry
Mezcal + Ginger
Spritz

Grammy's Negroni

tequila, blanc vermouth, gentian, bubbles

$13.00
Ruthie's Russian

vodka, cold brew, dark rum, milk or oat milk

$13.00
Selma's Sunrise

bourbon, amaretto, orange juice, lemon
Dirty Gertie

acquavit, dry vermouth, dill pickle brine
Draft + Well

easy beer hard shotq

$10.00

Half Acre

Octoberfest | ‘Lager Town’ | Chicago, IL | 5.7% ABV

On Tap $8.00
Sunday

Anytime Lager | Brooklyn, NY | 3.9% ABV

12 oz. Can $5.00
Kills Boro Brewing

Helles Lager | ‘Good Problems’ | Staten Island, NY | 5.4% ABV

16 oz. Can $9.00
Lamplighter Brewing

Hopped Lager | ‘Stupid Seagulls’ | Cambridge, MA | 6.6% ABV

16 oz. Can $10.00

Peekskill Brewery

Sour | ‘Simple Sour’ | Peekskill, NY | 4.5% ABV

On Tap $8.00
Greenport Harbor Brewing

IPA | ‘Otherside’ | Greenport, NY | 7.4% ABV

On Tap $8.00
Sloop Brewing

Peach Berliner Weisse | ‘Sauer Peach’ | Elizaville, NY | 4.3% ABV

12 oz. Can $6.00
Folksbier Brauerei

IPA | ‘Waiting for the Clouds’ | Brooklyn, NY | 7% ABV

16 oz. Can $9.00

Shacksbury

Cider | ‘Dry’ | Vergennes, VT | 5.5% ABV

12 oz. Can $8.00
Amass Hard Seltzer

Madarin + Vanilla / Hibiscus / Jasmine +Raspberry | IA, CA | 5% ABV

16 oz. Can $9.00
Bucket O' Beers

Four assorted cans

$25.00

Octoberfest

walf Acre | Lager Town | Chicago, IL

$8.00
IPA

Newburgh | Otherside | Newburgh, NY

$8.00
Sour

Peekskill | Simple Sour | Peekskill, NY

$8.00

Sparkling

Dirler-cade | Cremant d’Alsace | Alsace, FR, 2016

$12.00
White

Matthiasson | Cortese | Napa, CA, 2019

$12.00
Orange

Forlorn Hope | Field Blend | Napa, CA, 2020

$14.00
Rose

From the Tank | Grenache + Syrah | VDF, FR, 2020

$12.00
Red

Matthiasson | Field Blend | Napa, CA, 2019

$12.00
Happy Hour

1/2 off All Draft from 4-7 pm

Matthiasson

“Tendu” Cortese, Napa, CA, 2019 one liter carafe

$40.00
St. Reginald Parish

“The Marigny” Pinot Gris, Willamette Valley, 2020

$61.00
Unkel Wines

“After Party” Riesling, Nelson, NZ, 2020

$65.00
Lise et Bertrand Jousset

Chenin Blanc, Montlouis-sur-—Loire, FR, 2018

$63.00
Swick Wines

Sauvignon Blanc, Columbia Valley, OR, 2020 orange

$64.00
Celler La Salada

Malvasia, Catalonia, SP, 2020 orange

$75.00
St. Reginald Parish

Carbonic Pinot Gris, Willamette Valley, 2020 orange

$63.00

Matthiasson

“Tendu” Red Blend, Napa, CA, 2019 one liter carafe

$40.00
Swick

“What Are We?” Marsanne, Grenache, Grenache Blanc, Oregon, 2020

$63.00
Lo-Fi

Gamay, Pinot Noir, Santa Barbara, CA, 2020

$65.00
St. Reginald Parish

“The Marigny” Pinot Noir, Willamette Valley, 2020

$63.00
Josep Foraster

“Lamoto” Trepat, Garnacha Peluda, Catalonia, SP, 2020

$49.00
Hiyu Wine Farm

“Tzum Féis” Red Field Blend, Columbia Gorge, OR, 2020

$89.00
Chateau Lestignac

“Caravane” Malbec, Cahors, FR, 2020

$53.00

From the Tank

Grenache + Syrah, VDF, FR, 2020 one liter carafe

$40.00
St. Reginald Parish

“The Marigny” Pinot Noir, Willamette Valley, 2020

$63.00
Cellar La Salada

“Roig Boig” White + Red Field Blend, Catalonia, SP, 2020

$59.00

American Distilling Co.

vodka | Mira Loma, CA

$11.00
Current Spirits

vodka | White Plains, NY

$12.00
Amass

vodka | Los Angeles, CA

$12.00
Neversink

Gin | Hudson valley, NY

$13.00
Greenhook

Gin | Brooklyn, NY

$13.00
Brennivin

aquavit | Reykjavik, Iceland

$11.00

Casco Viejo

Blanco Tequila | Jalisco, Mexico

$11.00
La Gritona

Reposado Tequila | Jalisco, Mexico

$13.00
Fidencio

Mezcal | Espadin | Oaxaca, Mexico

$12.00
Illegal

Mezcal | Espadin | Oaxaca, Mexico

$12.00
Gusto Historica

Mezcal | Tepexate + Madrecuixe Oaxaca, Mexico

$20.00

American Distilling Co.

Bourbon | Mira Loma, CA

$11.00
Mckenzie

Bourbon | Finger Lakes, NY

$14.00
Few

Bourbon | Evanston, IL

$14.00
Mckenzie

Rye | Finger Lakes, NY

$14.00
Few

Rye | Evanston, Il

$14.00
Matsui Distiller

Japanese Whisky | Tottori | Chugoku, Japan

$15.00
Scottish Glory

Blended Scotch | Glasgow, Scotland

$12.00

Genepy

Alpe | Aosta Valley, Italy

$11.00
Red & Bitter

St. Agrestis | Inferno Bitter | Brooklyn, NY

$11.00
Saffron Amaro

Wigle | Pittsburgh, PA

$1.00
Fernet

Faccio Brutto | Brooklyn, NY

$13.00
Amaro

Averna | Sicily, Italy

$13.00
Apple Brandy

Neversink | Brandy | Hudson Valley, NY

$14.00

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