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Sandwiches + Salads
Make any sandwich Gluten Free or any vegetarian sandwich or salad Vegan
Bagel Sandwiches
MAKE IT DELUXE | WITH GERMAN FRIES + GERTIE AIOLI + $3-
Egg + Cheese 🥚🧀
Local Eggs and Cheddar, Pickled Peps + Hot Sauce on Your Choice of Bagel or Bialy
$11.00
+ roasted broccoli $2.00
+ bacon $4.00
+ house smoked ham $4.00
+ brisket $5.00
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Best Bialy
Hot Smoked Pastrami Salmon, Dill + Caper Schmear + Pickled Onions on A Bialy
$15.00
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Big Abba
Bacon, Dill-Y Cukes, Jalapeno Schmear + Black Pepper on A Sesame Bagel
$13.00
+ scrambled egg $4.00
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The Yenta
Whitefish Salad, Scallion Schmear + Pickled Peppers on An Everything Bagel
$15.00
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Feelin’ Jovanni
Smoked Trout, Tomato, Plain Schmear + Hot Honey Mayo on An Everything Bagel
$15.00
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Hammond Cheese
House Cured + Smoked Ham, Melted Swiss Cheese, Arugula + Gertie Aioli on a Griddled Plain Bagel
$16.00
+ egg $4.00
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Call The Lox-Smith
Acme lox, Pickled Beet, Dill-y Cukes, Hard Boiled Egg + Tahini Ranch on an Onion Bialy
$18.00
+ dill + caper cream cheese $1.00
Deli Sandwiches
MAKE IT DELUXE | WITH GERMAN FRIES + GERTIE AIOLI + $3-
Chicken Salad Sandwich 🐔
Chicken Salad, Lettuce, Pickled Celery, Potato Chips + Mustard on Challah Toast
$15.00
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Whitefish Melt 🐟🧀
Smoked Whitefish Salad, Cheddar, Pickle Chips + Lettuce, Open-Faced on a Thick Cut Challah
$15.00
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Chicken Schnitzel 🍗
Fried Chicken Cutlet, Dill-Y Cukes, Pickled Cabbage + Mustard Mayo on A Challah Roll
$16.00
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Chopped (Broccoli) Cheese 🥦🧀
Roasted Broccoli, Mushrooms, Carmelized Onion, Muenster Cheese, Malt Vin Mayo on Challah
$15.00
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Turkey Pastrami Club 🥪
Smoked Turkey, Bacon, Jalapeño Schmear, Lettuce + Pickled Peps on Sourdough Rye
$16.00
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Corned Beef Reuben 🍔
Slow-Cooked Corned Beef, Sauerkraut, Swiss Cheese, Russian Dressing on Caraway Rye
$16.00
Salads
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The Big Salad 🥗
Baby Romaine, Dill-y Cukes, Radishes, Roasted Broccoli+ Hard Boiled Eggs w/ Tahini Ranch
$15.00
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Greek-Ish Salad 🥗
Arugula, Feta, Pickled Wax Beans, Dill-Y Cukes, Olives, w/ Charred Lemon Vinaigrette
$14.00
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Grain-y Bowl 🌾
Farro, Mushrooms, Golden Raisins, Pickled Cauliflower + Pumpkin Seeds w/ Lemon Tahini Dressing
$16.00
+ fried egg $4.00
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Add Ons
Chicken Schnitzel $9.00
Hot Smoked Pastrami Salmon $8.00
Chicken Salad $7.00
Turkey Pastrami $6.00
Heritage Bacon of House Smoked Ham $4.00
Plates, Bowls + Sides
Relish Tray
All the Gertie Pickles, Griddled Street Corn, Romaine Hearts, Potato Chips with Lemon Tahini + Ranch Dips $18Plates & Bowls
Sweet-
Relish Tray
All the Gertie Pickles, Seasonal Veg, Romaine Lettuce + Potato Chips with Lemon Tahini + Ranch Dips
$20.00
+ fried pickles $7.00
+ smoked fish (whitefish salad, hot smoked pastrami salmon or trout roe) $8.00
dirty gertie shot $7.00
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Gertie Breakfast 🍳
Hot Smoked Pastrami Salmon, Eggs + Onion Scramble with Creme Fraîche, Fresh Horseradish + a Toasted Bialy
$20.00
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Smoked Fish Plate 🐟
Choice of Two Smoked Fishes + Schmear + Lettuce, Pickles + Capers + a Toasted Bagel or Bialy
$24.00
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Corned Beef Hash
German Potato Salad Griddled with Corned Beef Brisket + 2 Fried Eggs, Pickled Peps + Toast
$22.00
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Not Your Bubbe's Matzo Ball Soup 🍲
Roasted Bone Broth, Paprika, Shredded Mustard-y Chicken + Veggies. Served with A Pickle and Challah
$16.00
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Challah French Toast
Two Thick Slices of Challah + Apple Butter + Brown Butter Bourbon Syrup
$17.00
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The Hungry Duck Special
Two Eggs, Griddled Potatoes, a Slice of French Toast + Bacon or Broccoli + Coffee, Tea, or Juice
$26.00
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Blintz-Cake
A Thin Pancake Rolled Like A Blintz W/ Lemon Ricotta Filling + Peach Compote + Syrup (Friday, Saturday + Sunday Only)
$17.00
Sides
$6-
Latke Box
4 Potato Latkes + Sour Cream + Apple Butter
$8.00
+ trout roe $8.00
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German Potato Fries 🍟
Smashed Fingerlings + Gertie Aioli
$6.00
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Fried Pickles 🥒
Dill Spears, Cauli + Beets + Hot Honey Mayo
$10.00
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Gertie Pickle Plate
All the House Pickles on A Plate
$6.00
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Caraway Brussels Sprouts
Griddled with Malt Vin Mayo
$8.00
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Roasted Broccoli
Everything Spice + Lemon Tahini
$8.00
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Delicata Squash Rings
Griddled w/ Hot Honey Mayo
$8.00
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The Little Salad
Arugula, Radish, Onion + Charred Lemon Vin
$6.00
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Apples + Honey
Local Apples, Catskill Honey + Yogurt
$6.00
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Heritage Bacon
Applewood smoked
$6.00
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House Smoked Ham
Cured, Hickory Smoked + Griddled
$6.00
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Two Eggs
Sunny Side Up, Scrambled, Over Easy, Over Medium, Over Hard, or Hard Boiled
$7.00
Bakery 
Everyday Pastries
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Schnecken (Sticky Bun)
$6.00
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Chocolate Marzipan Babka
$6.00
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Orange Poppy Almond Cake (GF)
$6.00
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Honey Corn Muffin (Griddled W/ Butter + Jam)
$5.00
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Black + White Cookie
$5.00
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Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Cookie
$4.00
Pastry Jackpot
4 for $20Day Drinking 
Boozy Sodas
[On Draft] $13.00-
Mezcal + Ginger
14.00
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Gin + Cel-Ray
$14.00
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‘Aperol’ Spritz
$14.00
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Bourbon + Black Cherry
$14.00
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House Cocktails 🍸
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Dirty Gertie
Like a dirty martini w/ dill pickle brine + aquavit
$15.00
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Selma's Sunrise
Whisky, amaretto, orange juice, lemon
$15.00
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Edie's Espresso Martini
Vodka, Espresso, Rum, Vanilla
$15.00
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Granny's Negroni
Tequila, blanc vermouth, gentian, bubbly
$15.00
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Tilda's Toddy (Hot)
Whiskey, Fernet, Ginger, Maple Syrup + Lime
$15.00
Classics
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Borscht Bloody Mary
$14.00
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Mimosa (Orange or Grapefruit)
$14.00
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Spiked Arnold Palmer
$14.00
Natural Wines 🍷
By the Glass-
Sparkling on Tap • Valdinevola
Prosseco Frizzante, Italy
$14.00
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White on Tap • Patience 'From The Tank'
Chardonnay + Grenache Blanc • Pays D'Oc, France
$13.00
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Orange • Pirouettes 'Eros De Pierre'
Reisling + Gewurtz + Muscat • Alsace, France
$15.00
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Rosé on Tap • Patience ‘From the Tank’
Grenache + Cinsault • Pays D’oc, France
$13.00
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Red on Tap • Sebastian David ‘Hurluburlu’
Aglianico + Montepulciano • Napa, California
$14.00
Beer 🍺
On Tap-
Killsboro 'GERTIE KILLS PILS' (Draft)
A Caraway Pilsner brewed just for us by Killsboro Brewing in Staten Island, NY
$8.00
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EBBS 'No. 7' IPA (Draft)
Brooklyn, NY
$8.00
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Shacksbury Cider (Can)
Burlington, VT
$8.00
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WE'VE GOT LOTS MORE CANS IN THE FRIDGE
Take a Peek!
$8.00
Non-Alcoholic Drinks ☕
Any espresso drink available on request-
'Cream Soda' Cappuccino
Shaken or Steamed
$6.00
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Chocolate 'Egg Cream' Latte
Espresso, Chocolate, Milk + Seltzer
$7.00
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'Cinnamon Toast' Milk
Steamed Milk, Fall Spices + Honey
$4.00
+ Espresso $2.00
+ Rum $6.00
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Parlor Coffee
Hot (With a Free Refill)
$4.00
Cold Brew $5.00
Espresso Drinks (Iced or Hot) $4.00 - $6.00
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Matcha or Chai Latte
Iced or hot
$6.00
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Hot Teas
Black, Green, Herbal
$4.00
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Iced Teas
Black or Peppermint
$4.00
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Gertie Sodas
Black Cherry, Cel-Ray, Cream or Ginger
$6.00
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Turmeric Fizz
Ginger, Pepper, Lime + Seltzer
$6.00
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Kombucha on Tap
Unified Ferments, Brooklyn, NY
$8.00
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Orange or Grapefruit Juice
$5.00
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Fresh Lemonade or Arnold Palmer
$5.00
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Liquid Death Sparkling H20
$3.00
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Phony Negroni
St. Agrestic Spirit-Free Cocktail
$10.00